I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
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