I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
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Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
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Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Life without a bra equals bliss.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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