Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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