Just cropdusted the office
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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