I just gift wrapped bread.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
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