Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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