69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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