i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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