Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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