so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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