i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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