i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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