i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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