Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
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