I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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