I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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