David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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