We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Randomize
