dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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