I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
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I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
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He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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