Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
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Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
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Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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