Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Randomize
