you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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