What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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