That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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