He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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