Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
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i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
40s are totally the cure
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You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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