dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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