may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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