There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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