He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
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Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
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Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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