you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I need moral support for this bender
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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