I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
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Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
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i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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