so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I have tasted many bathrooms
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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