why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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