I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
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