Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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