So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
My penis needs a shock collar
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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