Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
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thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
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No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
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