yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
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I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
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Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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