just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
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