garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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