either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
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