How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
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i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
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Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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