I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
Randomize
