i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
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how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
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Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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