I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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