Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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