She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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