I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
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Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
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Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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