I'm gonna have a badass scar
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
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you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
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