i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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