You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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