Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
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My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
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Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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