He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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