i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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